#we're getting like

[fictional-worlds-are-exquisite]

us: would you like some feijoas?

some unsuspecting person: oh, i mean, sure! If you’re offering!

us: [dragging an entire bucket of feijoas out of nowhere] do you have a bag we could tip these into??

them:

us: all of them. no take backs. if you don’t have a bag we’ll give you two. take them.