wait wdym "especially not with me"? neither of you are biologically capable
I meant he's not particularly fond of children so when he has to deal with them, he likes to dump them on me if I'm nearby. Also, I tend to just. Decide that the random teenagers who should not be adults yet are mine. Which gets annoying if he's trying to mooch off me for food or something and I have to explain to a 14 year old genin why the Hokage just showed up in pajamas just to root through my fridge and dip.















