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#We're really smart

A Normal Skype Conversation between Squids & Jake

[11:01:30 PM] Squidsy S. Squiddison: I'mma take your pussy to Pen Island. [11:01:30 PM] Squidsy S. Squiddison: Whoa typos all around [11:01:38 PM] Squidsy S. Squiddison: So embarassing [11:01:38 PM] JakeTAB: Dude, I don't think I can bear this anymore [11:01:46 PM] JakeTAB: That was so bad [11:01:53 PM] Squidsy S. Squiddison: This is getting squidiculous. [11:02:01 PM] JakeTAB: God fucking damn it Alex [11:02:03 PM] JakeTAB: XD [11:02:05 PM] Squidsy S. Squiddison: xD [11:02:18 PM] Squidsy S. Squiddison: Ya wanna play a rousing game of Squidditch [11:02:50 PM] Squidsy S. Squiddison: Then after that move on over to the badsquidnton court [11:02:59 PM] JakeTAB: Alex [11:03:00 PM] JakeTAB: Please [11:03:01 PM] JakeTAB: MY lungs [11:03:03 PM] JakeTAB: I can't [11:03:09 PM] JakeTAB: The puns are unbearable [11:03:13 PM] Squidsy S. Squiddison: Ahhhh [11:03:17 PM] JakeTAB: ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

[11:05:44 PM] Squidsy S. Squiddison: Hey, Jacob, how many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh [11:05:44 PM] Squidsy S. Squiddison: Ten-tickles [11:06:36 PM] JakeTAB: Alex, please, my lungs, seriously XD [11:06:41 PM] Squidsy S. Squiddison: These jokes are simply exsquidsite aren't they [11:06:57 PM] Squidsy S. Squiddison: At least I ink they are, you tell me [11:07:12 PM] JakeTAB: There aren't any bear puns I can make [11:07:15 PM] JakeTAB: I made the two I can [11:07:16 PM] JakeTAB: That's it [11:07:17 PM] JakeTAB: XD [11:07:34 PM] Squidsy S. Squiddison: You've got to be squidding me. [11:08:18 PM] JakeTAB: I quit [11:08:18 PM] Squidsy S. Squiddison: We're gonna have a squid inkvasion up in here if you don't pick up the bear brunt of these mad punneries [11:08:19 PM] JakeTAB: I'm done [11:08:22 PM] JakeTAB: My lungs are dead [11:08:24 PM] JakeTAB: I resign [11:08:39 PM] Squidsy S. Squiddison: Oh I've only just begun [11:08:55 PM] Squidsy S. Squiddison: I've got an inkling that I can go on for a while [11:09:16 PM] JakeTAB: Fuck you [11:09:35 PM | Edited 11:09:41 PM] Squidsy S. Squiddison: From the bottom of both of my hearts, you're very welcome. [11:10:00 PM] Squidsy S. Squiddison: But I don't know where you ink you're going, I'm just getting started [11:10:02 PM] JakeTAB: From the bottom of both of my farts, inhale deeply [11:10:23 PM] Squidsy S. Squiddison: Oh right there [11:10:26 PM] Squidsy S. Squiddison: Right there I lost it all [11:10:28 PM] Squidsy S. Squiddison: My marbles [11:10:32 PM] Squidsy S. Squiddison: All over the floor dude [11:10:35 PM] Squidsy S. Squiddison: They're everywhere [11:10:45 PM] JakeTAB: XD [11:10:49 PM] JakeTAB: Did you actually laugh at that [11:11:18 PM] Squidsy S. Squiddison: And people are just slippin' all over them while a guy with a slide whistle makes their falls 10x funnier before they lodge a marble in their frontal lobe [11:11:37 PM] Squidsy S. Squiddison: So many marbles man [11:11:46 PM] JakeTAB: Did you actually laugh, Alex [11:11:49 PM] Squidsy S. Squiddison: It's just... I don't ink I can count them all [11:11:58 PM] JakeTAB: Fucking, god damn it [11:12:06 PM] Squidsy S. Squiddison: I can't stop laughing [11:12:18 PM] JakeTAB: XD [11:12:25 PM] Squidsy S. Squiddison: Your reactions are priceless

[11:13:25 PM] Squidsy S. Squiddison: Oh man, it's just imcephalopossible, how many puns I'm kraken here [11:13:56 PM] JakeTAB: I quit [11:14:02 PM] JakeTAB: Lungs have left the building [11:14:09 PM] JakeTAB: They stopped having the giggles to pay rent [11:14:18 PM] JakeTAB: Had to kick them out [11:14:38 PM] Squidsy S. Squiddison: Oh this conversation is going right on tumblr [11:14:39 PM] JakeTAB: They went through foreclawsure [11:14:53 PM] JakeTAB: ah? [11:14:56 PM] JakeTAB: Ahhhhh? [11:14:58 PM] Squidsy S. Squiddison: Oh man, my lungs are at the end of their lease [11:15:15 PM] Squidsy S. Squiddison: And they have been outta the job for months [11:15:25 PM] Squidsy S. Squiddison: Didn't have the heart to make 'em leave [11:15:36 PM] Squidsy S. Squiddison: but by this point they've been gone for about ten minutes [11:16:13 PM] JakeTAB: But Alex [11:16:14 PM] Squidsy S. Squiddison: But I have an inkling they'll be back, it's definitely cephalopossible [11:16:17 PM] JakeTAB: You have two hearts [11:16:21 PM] JakeTAB: at least one of them has to be an asshole

[11:19:14 PM] Squidsy S. Squiddison: Yeah, it was a squidiculous ride, lemme tell you. [11:19:29 PM] JakeTAB: GOD HORSE FUCKING DAMN IT [11:19:33 PM] Squidsy S. Squiddison: Sometimes I ink it might not be fully over. [11:19:40 PM] JakeTAB: THESE PUNS ARE A WORSE SIN THAN BEASTIALITY [11:19:58 PM] Squidsy S. Squiddison: Phhhaahahaha

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