/Throws Corgis at/ "MERRY CHRISTMAS HAVE DOGS."
No!
UGH. Hairballs from fuckin’ hell and whoaaaa what’s with that smell—.

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/Throws Corgis at/ "MERRY CHRISTMAS HAVE DOGS."
No!
UGH. Hairballs from fuckin’ hell and whoaaaa what’s with that smell—.
You need some company, so they'll stay with you.
He needs.. some company? Yeah, scoff, says you. Been alone all this time. Pretty damn sure it’s tolerable.
“I’ll pass.”
[/runs up and kisses his cheek before running away. Cause you made a big deal about being touched and all.]
OhshitohfuckTHAT’SPRETTYGROSS.
Not entirely sure how to react, so here’s what comes natural.
YEAH, YOU BETTER RUN.