#weaponposting

[sentient--weapon]

The bodkin point is fine for armour, madame, but there's no need to elect to use it when hunting unarmoured targets.

This fleeing man, for example, would be much better suited to receiving a broadhead or barbed arrowhead, delivered by my limbs and string, and your beautiful hand and precise aim.

I'll accept poison, as well, madame, but the broadhead is the standard choice for hunting game as it flees.

Unless you prefer a more prolonged chase...? Is that your taste, madame? Pervert. I'll indulge you.

[kianf1sh]

Not a sword but check this shit

You prob already know but this is a halberd

They have a spear tip for defense against calvalry and a slicing edge for normal infantry

Along with how long they are they had tremendous force behind them

They also either had a spike on the back like this one to puncture through light armor or they had a blunt piece for plate armor

havent seen one of these in a while...

gotta love myself some melee weapons!

[sentient--weapon]

It's okay to be sick. The brains and skull really did go everywhere, huh? On the ground, on you, your clothes. And all over your weapon, too...! I'm enjoying it immensely, if you must know. Quick, now, hide the body like we practiced - after taking his valuables. Into the river, weighed down. That's it. Feel the adrenaline, feel the thrill.

We killed someone tonight, you and I. The murderer and her murder weapon. Isn't that exciting? Isn't it alluring? Lovely enough to keep yourself from throwing up again. Very good! I'll make a spree killer of you yet.

[sentient--weapon]

Great job, Miss knight. You quelled the rebellion so expertly! They will probably not think about revolting again soon. Well, that's not a very secure promise, is it? Is that the kind of assurance you want to deliver to your princess? I didn't think so...

Come now, noble warrior. There's one way to make sure they don't think about going against your princess's authority ever again, and it starts by running through the ringleader with my razor-sharp edge. It'll feel good, it'll feel righteous. You'll make her so proud. Let me make him bleed for you, okay?

[sentient--weapon]

This skirmish has quickly become a rout. They face us with 9-to-1 odds, bearing down at us from all sides. We've faced worse odds together and won, haven't we?

So why are you surrendering? Did the cause of freedom and vengeance mean so little that you'd die here, that you'd let me fall into the hands of another?

One more letdown for the pile, I suppose. I shouldn't have gotten my hopes up. Wake me when I'm wielded by someone with might enough to justify their convictions, won't you? I hope the gallows are comfortable.

[sentient--weapon]

As a weapon, it would like most to be ornate and cruel to the point of excess. The serrated spear, the barbed bolt, the poisoned broadhead, the hollow point, the shrapnel shell.

She who wields me should, ideally, either be initially thrilled or terrified after ending their first life with me. Either the sadistic glee is already awakened within them - what admirable lust for death, prodigal daughter...! - or it isn't just yet.

Either she'll get there, grinning from ear to ear as the mud is fertilised with lifeblood, or this weapon shall be soaked in her blood instead, and acquire a new mistress who might enjoy these benefits for what they are.

[sentient--weapon]

Hello! Greetings. This is a sentient weapon/living weapon blog, to fulfil those desires. ES themed, of course, but you probably suspected that. Feel free to send me relevant posts or asks or whatnot

[sentient--weapon]

What kind of noble lady knight is without a beautiful weapon to fulfil her lady's wishes? Don't you want to turn her enemies to mincemeat, and earn her admiration and affection eternal?

Pick me up, clean my serrated point, clutch me tight. I'll comfort you when no-one else will. Plunge my point into the wretches you're bidden to slaughter. Show me your love for her; your love for me; your love for this.