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Dangerous knowledge is still knowledge, and therefore useful. Usually turns out to be the most useful, in my experience."

Galath Maurmeril

Lilly: Sorry about that. Let's just put the ingredients in a bowl, shall we? The sugar, the flour, the... sodium chloride! *giggles*

Galath: How much of that?

Lilly: Oh, just a pinch.

Galath: How much is that in grams?

Lilly: ...

Lilly: I'm going to kick your ASS.

Lilly: So, now the ingredients! 250 grams of flour...

Galath: How much is that in cups?

Lilly: ...Oh, you MOTHER FU-

Lilly: Now we preheat the oven to 180 degrees.

Galath: That low?

Lilly: Celsius...?

Galath: Oh! How much is that in Fahrenheit?

Lilly: *Gasp* Did you just say the 'F' word?!? Shame on you! In "Alchemy Kitchen," we use the METRIC SYSTEM!

Galath: Okay, sorry! Sorry!

Lilly Sterling is making a cooking show

Lilly: Hi! I'm Lilly Sterling!

Galath: And I'm the Narrator!

Lilly: And this... is Alchemy Kitchen!

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