Patti LaBelle's wig game strong tribute. 1. This is Patti's "Meeting in the Ladies Room" hair. She is no "BW" (Basic Woman) 2. This is that "Where the Wild Things are" hair Patti was sporting during solo years. It also doubles as the prototype for wifi signal. I think it was duplicated by one of Hammer back up dancers back in the day, but don't quote me on that. 3. This is Patti's tribute wig to the character "Edna Mode" from the beloved kids movie the "Incredibles" because she is our singing superhero! 4. With this hair Patti showed that you can tease hair within an inch of its life. This wig is teased more than a stripper with no money on the stage after dancing for an hour. You know you had a fan ponytail back in the early 90s don't judge. 5. This is that time Patti came for Tina Turner's ability to empty a hair supply store of all its bottles of Aqua Net and Spritz Gold. 6. The 80s were cruel, and hot curlers back then weren't industrial strength so they cooled off quick, and styling cake layers worth of weave this thick was as hard as crossing the river Jordan in a pair of Jordans with no laces. 7. This is that "Vanessa Williams" Miss America tribute hair sans the free tiara that came with it. It can also Whitney Houston if you need it to. 8. This is Patti's "We are living, Single" Queen Latifah quick out the door phony pony bun with a lil peacock fanfare... Don't hate. 9. You know Patti is not above bringing back some "Dynasty" Dominique Deveraux flavor to appease the fans and gods alike.... Even if it slides to "Designing Women" Suzanne Sugarbaker territory. 10. This wig and weave tribute would not Be complete without this nifty Funnel cake coiffure microwave ponytail. She is serving both the tea and the leftover Patti Pies that didn't sell with this look. Getchu some. #pattilabelle #weavegame #wigsandweaves #auntiekim #love #tagsomeone
