— – - @webtastiic ⇢ ★
“ That’s it. You’re grounded. ”
Shaking his head, the inventor let out a forced sigh. Crossing his arms over his chest as and standing firm. Doing his best to play the part of the disappointed parent.
“ I mean, I know you’re jealous of my amazing facial hair. It’s a thing of beauty. I’d be jealous of it too if I were you, still waiting for that first hint of stubble to appear. But to lie like that. ”
Another sigh. long and drawn out. He shifted on his feet. Taking a leisurely sip of his favored coffee. Letting the moment stretch and his words settled before turning his attention to Peter once again.
“ I mean, I can excuse Gandalf. Because his facial hair is pretty impressive. But Strange? Really? To compare me to him? I’m hurt, Parker. Really. ”











