So I saw these tags on one of your imagines about Skull
And now I would like the full story about that presentation please.
Despite several people telling him it probably wasn't a good idea, Skull decided to make you a powerpoint on what he'd bring to the table as a potential husband. Though no one could talk him out of it, he was talked into waiting at least a year before showing it to you. Giving someone a presentation on why they should marry you only a month after you've met them probably wouldn't go down great.
Some of the (excellent, if you ask me) points he brought up;
Height. He can reach things on very high shelves. If you want to go to a concert he can put you on his shoulders and you'll be able to see everything. If it's windy he can be your windbreak!
Strength. He can easily lift heavy things, you'll never strain to carry stuff again. Can carry all the groceries, all your bags, and you! If you want to move house in the future it will be very easy, don't have to pay for a moving company.
Loving. Every day with you is his favourite day and nothing brings him more joy than simply being around you.
Very self-sufficient. He repairs clothes and knits his own, he can hunt and forage, if the apocalypse ever happens you won't just survive with him; you'll thrive. He wants to start a garden for you and grow his own veg... you won't have to pay for groceries anymore.
A great long term investment. As mentioned before, he'll save you so much money over time.
Loves providing. He will cook for you multiple times a day every day, because that's his joy, his way of showing love. Happy to take recipe requests, anything you like or are craving in the moment.
Takes pride in a cosy/clean home. Will clean up after himself, unlike certain other skeletons, and will keep the place warm and comfy.
Loves animals, great with pets. Cats love him. He's not sure why but he's putting it down as a husband qualification anyway because he did research on humans and apparently disliking cats/dogs is a 'red flag'
Speaking of dogs; scary dog privileges for the rest of your life. You can go anywhere you like, at any time of day, because when he's with you no one will approach you or talk to you. You can rest easy knowing that if anyone breaks into the home, they'll soon realise their only objective is surviving long enough to get out
Purrs when you're around. Built-in massage chair whenever you need it.