#weed roller

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[zynjigobbo]

Hiya again! Zynji da Gobbo here, wif a new vention I made!

So my buddy HECK-arrr was tryin ta roll one o dem sigret fingys wif some herbs he had, an it looked like it was kinda hard ta do, what wif the holdin da paper an tryin ta drop da herbs on dere, an den havin ta roll tha whole fing up wifout droppin nuffin. So it got me ta thinkin. Mebbe, if’n I try real hard, I could make a fingy dat’s do all de work for him! 

An here it is, de Paper Tube Roller 3000! Is small enuff ta fits in yer pocket, but does de job admirbly! You takes a pinch o de herb an ya drops it into da herbal input fing. De herb drops inta a special chamber at de bottom an waits fer tha nex bit. Den you sticks a piece o paper - make sure is really fin paper, i tried some parchment an it did NOT work as intended - you sticks da piece o fin paper inta the secret paper insertion slot. Once da paper is in da slot, then you turns da crank, oh, i dunno, free, mebbe four times? An dat’s where de real magic happens. De internal roller bits come togevver an smish de herbs inta a nice neat tube all wrapped up in de paper. Den you tilts da machine de uver way an de perfectly rolled paper tube fingy pops out!

All dis can be yours for da very low low price o only 499.99! Jus ask fer Zynji da Gobbo, maker o fine splodeys since - wait what year is it again? I fergot.. Well, since now!

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