Zynji da Gobbo

| Techno-shaman | | Squirrel Killer | | Maker of Splodeys |

[zynjigobbo]

Latest super special technologcal vancement! Is a Water Healy Totem, just like de shamans use!* De patented E-Z Grip Pumper funnels de healing tonic up through the Hydro-Flow Tubing and into our Proprietary Sprayer, ensuring a nice even flow of healy stuff to all your allies! A specialized rubber stopper is designed to fit into any bottle, even a waterskin, for easy application. Available from Zynji da Goibbo for de low low price of only 99.99! Act now, while supplies last!

*Actual elemental energy or pact not included. Healing Tonic sold separately. Zynji da Gobbo is nt responsible for injury or death related to use of the Water Healy Totem, or the associated Healing Tonic. Actual healing reults may vary. Will not cure disease, poison, charm, magic, or any other ailments. Does not close open wounds or stop bleeding. Not to be used in lieu of actual healing potions or priesty heals. Use at own risk.

[fence-macabre]

Deathday - April 11

As the frost melts away, and green sprigs of new life begin to break through the icy ground, we welcome in a time of renewal, hope, and change. There’s a bony rap of knuckles at your door, and an invitation written with care slid into the mailslot, as Fence Macabre invites all to celebrate their very first Deathday anniversary.

Join us for a night of sharing stories and tales of endings and new beginnings!

Date: Saturday, April 11th 2020

Time: 3pm-7pm (WrA/PST) | 5PM-9PM (MG/CST)

Location: Silverpine Forest, coords (50, 85) (map above!)

Server: Wyrmrest Accord (all servers welcome!)

Faction: Neutral (bring elixirs!)

Bring a Dish!

Bring some food for the potluck, something your character has a precious memory related to, or just really loves and wants to share. Potluck contributions will be taken in via Google Forms day-of and compiled into an easy-to-access menu when the buffet opens.

Tell a Story!

Have a story following these themes to share? [Submit prior using this form here!] to tell an enraptured audience around a bonfire (ten minutes maximum timed).  Please send us your submissions for stories by April 9th, and we hope to see you there!

Enter the Raffle!

Enter at the event for a chance at a fabulous prize such as:

World of Warcraft: Series 6: Goblin Tinker: Gibzz Sparklighter Action Figure

Two-Tone Waistup Art by@hinahinagray​

Blossoming Ancient Companion Pet

Companion Pets: Crimson Lasher [1], Snaplasher [5]

We here at the Fence Macabre couldn’t do what we do without you, the role-playing community. And so we aim to celebrate our first year as a part of the RPC and to thank you for your stories, kindness, patronage, and enthusiasm. 

This Deathday is as much yours as it is ours: an event curated for members of our vibrant community (you!) to share stories of turning over a new leaf, great revelation, or perhaps yes even literal death and rebirth. Bring us your stories of feeling lost, outcast, and abandoned, to becoming new, different, and wonderful to behold!

Event Flyer Art by @hinahinagray​

[Join Fence Macabre’s Event Discord by Clicking HERE!]

[zynjigobbo]

Hiya again! Zynji da Gobbo here, wif a new vention I made!

So my buddy HECK-arrr was tryin ta roll one o dem sigret fingys wif some herbs he had, an it looked like it was kinda hard ta do, what wif the holdin da paper an tryin ta drop da herbs on dere, an den havin ta roll tha whole fing up wifout droppin nuffin. So it got me ta thinkin. Mebbe, if’n I try real hard, I could make a fingy dat’s do all de work for him! 

An here it is, de Paper Tube Roller 3000! Is small enuff ta fits in yer pocket, but does de job admirbly! You takes a pinch o de herb an ya drops it into da herbal input fing. De herb drops inta a special chamber at de bottom an waits fer tha nex bit. Den you sticks a piece o paper - make sure is really fin paper, i tried some parchment an it did NOT work as intended - you sticks da piece o fin paper inta the secret paper insertion slot. Once da paper is in da slot, then you turns da crank, oh, i dunno, free, mebbe four times? An dat’s where de real magic happens. De internal roller bits come togevver an smish de herbs inta a nice neat tube all wrapped up in de paper. Den you tilts da machine de uver way an de perfectly rolled paper tube fingy pops out!

All dis can be yours for da very low low price o only 499.99! Jus ask fer Zynji da Gobbo, maker o fine splodeys since - wait what year is it again? I fergot.. Well, since now!

[zynjigobbo]

My Part in da War Effort

I been finking a lot lately. Is been five years since my home was blowed up by dat dumb deafwing guy. An I heared some peoples went an punched im in da face, an dat’s great. But it seems to me, like it never ends, Erybody jus off ta fight tha next baddie. First deafwing, den dat stuff wif Garrosh, den some peoples went ta a whole nuvver universe. When does it end?

I tried ta help wif de latest bit, when the dark lady did all dat bad stuff an killed all dem peoples. But, I mean, she dead. I’d kinda spect her ta do some killin. But when i went ta see da recruiter man, I tole him I was dere to join da war effort, an he smiled an said, “What can you bring to the table?” like I was makin dinner, or sumfin. What’s that about?

So I says, “I don’t know nuffin bout no table, but I gots dese splodey sheeps here. Dey my Super Special Splodey Sheeps, guaranteed ta go BOOM!”

Dat man, he looks at my sheeps, an says, “Dey don’t look like sheeps, dey look like squirrels!”

“Well, of course dey don’t look like sheeps!” I says, indignant that he missed tha point. “Errybody knows bout splodey sheeps! I made em camoflaged, see? Now, peoples will fink is just a harmless lil squirrel, only den it’ll walk right up to em and go BOOM!”

So I set one of em off, to go do its fing  Tha sheep-squirrel walked over to one o tha training dummy fings dey had set up for to test de recruits, an it gets over dere, an just when de timer goes off, BOOM! 

Okay, okay, was more like a ‘poof’. An dere was some smoke.

Dat recruiter man, he LAUGHED! He laughed an while he was wipin dem tears from his eyes he says to me, “I fank you for your kind offer, but I don’t fink we will be needing your services at dis time.”

I was so mad! I worked so hard on my Splodey Sheeps, an when just ONE of em has a bit o miscalculation, dat man wrote me off like I was nuffin. Jus some dirt unner his shoe. So I took my splodeys, an I left dat stupid recruiter man to laugh all by hisself.

I bet my splodey sheeps woulda made all de diffrence in dat stupid fourth war, an den all dose people woulda lived. I coulda frown one at de banshee lady an made her go way fore she killed all dem elfies. But no, some dumb recruiter man dint fink I was good enough.

I still got some o my sheeps left, anybody wanna buy one? I fixed de mistake an dey go boom real nice now! Dey’s only 199.99 each! No?

[zynjigobbo]

Hiya again! Is Zynji da Gobbo again! But you prolly knew dat, huh? I’s gonna tell yas a lil bout me. I was born in de bestest place on all o Azerof, de beeyoutyfull isle o Kezan! Is a wonnerful place ta grow up as a gobbo, lots o pretty metals to use fer all kindsa ventions an splodeys an stuff. We had dese amazing turbo cars dat could speed across de motorways, an plenny o peons ta make work da mines sos we could get on wif de important fings in life, partyin an makin ventions. An den, de worse fing ever happen. I was out in tha woods, pickin some flowers fer my buddy Grenk. He uses em to make splodeys an stuff, see? So dere I was, pickin flowers, mindin my own business, when de groun shook like nuffin I ever felt afore! I mean, dere was dat one time, when dey was testin tha footbombers, an tha one got outta control an started frowin bombs all over tha place, an shakin up tha buildins, but this was so much worser’n that! An then I heared a chitterin soun, from above me in tha trees, an guess what it was! Thas right, a nasty ol squirrel! An dat squirrel, he lookeded right at me, right in my eyes, dem beady lil squirrel eyes glistenin wif malice aforethought, an he smiled! Bigger’n anyfing. He smiled at me, lil sharp toofies gleamin in tha sun, an then he let out tha most scariest laugh I ever heard. Was like a screamy roar, loud an rumbly. So loud it hurted my ears.  An right after dat nasty squirrel laughed at me, dere was anuvver big shake, an dat nasty Deafwing guy burst over da horizon! He blowed smoke an fire an stuff erywhere, an dere was more shakins an crashins, an sumfin bad musta happened cuz I don know how, but den I was aseep. When I was woked up, I was on a boat. De uvver gobbos on de boat tole me dat dere was a dragon-fing, an he blowed up our pretty home. Dese nice horde peoples what owned de boat was gonna take us to a new home, an keep us safe. I ast erybody on dat boat if dey knew where Grenk was, but nobody did. So I’s been lookin fer him for a lotta years now, an if yous ever sees him, let him know I’s lookin for him, an I’s very angry he been avoidin me fer so long. So dose horde peoples brought us to a place called Ogre-mar. Is a nice city, I spose, but it’s nuffin on Kezan. I been tryin ta learn bout dem elmentals dat dose shaman peoples work wif, but I like splodeys an machines better. I was finkin, if’n I can make a good nuff elmental fing, mebbe it could help me find Grenk? I dunno, but if any o yous guys know him, lemme know, kay?

[zynjigobbo]

Hiya! My name’s Zynji, and I’s a gobbo. Oh, wait, I fink you could probly tell dat, huh? Well, I’m kinda new at dis whole pitcher-takin fing, so I hope dese look okay! I was hangin out wif some friends today, an I got dis great idea. See, some o my friends, they likes ta go fight stuffs. An dat’s great, I’m happy dey have so much fun gettin punched in da face n stuff. But it got me finkin. Wouldn’t it be nice ta not hafta worry bout tha face-punchin part o venturin? So I decided I should take dis idea, an make a fing to help my friends.  See, I’s learnin all bout dem elmental fings, an how de shaman peoples make deals wif em, an I fink I can go one better an just make technological vances dat will put dem elmental fings to shame! So I’m makin my very own line o techo-totems, for so anybody can be a elmental marvel in combat! Even dose of ya dat ain’t so good at tha finkin! So anyway, de idea is, I takes a bottle o healin potion, an I puts it on dis mechanical whosawatsis wif a sprayer bit on de top, an when you frows it on de groun, de whosawatsis sucks de potion into tha sprayer bit, an it frows all de potion on all yer friends, so’s dey can all get healed at de same time! Isn’t dat a great idea? So I took some potions, an after some careful sperimentation, an fankfully no splosions, I made it! De PotionSprayTotem3000! I haven quite got round ta testin it yet, so Ima be happy to let you have it for only 999.99! Dat’s a steal, ya know? Anyways, ifn ya wants one, just lets me know, an I’ll make one for ya as soon as I can fin my spanner!  Fanks for listnin!