#weeddio

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Okuyasu: What’s up guys? I’m back.

Josuke: What the— you can’t be here. You’re dead. I literally saw you die.

Okuyasu: Death is a social construct.

[highdio]

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Thank you weeddio

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I amn just………..a litle creachure. Thatse it . I Canot change this

Secco

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[making hotdogs in the microwave]

Narancia: Wait, how long, how long?

Fugo: Start with a minute and go from there, man.

Narancia: I’ll start with 3 minutes.

Narancia: Wait doesn’t it say on the package how long to cook the hotdogs for?

Fugo: It doesn’t say how long to cook TWELVE. Just start with a minute, look at them, and–

Narancia: How much do you think it is for one?

Fugo: Probably like 30 seconds!

Narancia: 30 seconds, what’s 30 seconds times 12?

Fugo: Thats not how microwaves work man!

Narancia: whats 30 x 12?

Fugo: 360.

Narancia: so we have to cook it for 360 minutes… 3 minutes and 60 seconds! 4 minutes.

Fugo: thats not how math works, no. 360 seconds is NOT 4 minutes.

Narancia: 3 minutes and 60 seconds.

Fugo: no, no, 360 seconds is NOT 3 minutes and 60 seconds.

Narancia: but 3 minutes and 60 seconds is 4 minutes.

Fugo: you are right about that, but dont assume– dont just take that and go.

Narancia, hitting the microwave buttons: 3 minutes… 60 seconds.