Rottmnt Good Future Donnie Stoner Headcanons
Donnie’s First High
He started smoking weed at 18 after it was legalized in New York. April introduced him to it, and had offered a couple times earlier on, but he wanted to wait until he was an adult so it’d have less effect on his still developing brain.
Once he turned 18 he called up April and was like “hypothetically, if I was to take you up on your offer of trying out marijuana, how soon could we start doing that?” And April just fuckin squees in excitement. “We can start, right fuckin now, Don. Meet me at mine in 20 minutes after I get you some snacks”
His first ever hit is from April’s large honeycomb and bee covered bong. It’s the Chewbacca strain. He watches her take 3 hits first to fully analyze the process so he can do it correctly. He wants to watch more examples, but April tells him to just do it!
“You’re smart as hell, Donnie. You’ve got this! Plus it’s not as fun to be the only one smoking. Try it try it!!”
So Donnie tries it. He takes April’s clipper lighter and lights the bowl, taking a fuckin massive hit because he “wants to prove he’s capable”
He can’t get all the smoke in the piece into his lungs in the first hit, and despite his effort to hold it in his lungs long enough for it to “take full effect” he coughs like 1.5 seconds in
He then proceeds to cough and hack and wheeze for a solid 3 minutes. He’s got tears in his eyes and April pats his back soothingly.
He chugs an entire water bottle that April hands him. Once he gets his breath back and the burning in his lungs has subsided somewhat is when he notices the effect weed has on his brain.
He couldn’t talk at all because he was hacking up a lung, but now he looks around and sees April’s concerned face and just bursts into giggles.
Everything feels fuzzy and comfortable, and for some reason all of April’s expressions are fucking HILARIOUS to him.
April hooked Donnie up with all of his favorite snacks and a two large pizzas for them to share
Donnie gets the munchies SO hard. He starts eating the pizza and audibly groans. “April,” he says, “You’re the best. My best friend. I love you so much, April. I know I don’t say it very often. Emotions are difficult. But I do, very much. Thank you for this pizzzzaaa!!”
April turns on nature documentaries and How It’s Made for them to watch and Donnie just ABSORBS it all.
A lot of the stuff he already knew, but it feels like he’s rediscovering the information with even more excitement. He watches each one without talking, interrupted only by uncontrollable giggles and excited stimming like hand flapping and finger tapping. After each documentary ends though he info dumps to April about all the extra things he knows about the subject.
He can’t stop smiling, it would hurt his cheeks but he can barely feel his face anyway.
He’s fucked UPPPP
The two of them stay up until 5:30 am when the sun begins to rise thru April’s window
He’s still high ASF and April texts Leo to have him teleport Donnie back home.
Once he’s home he promptly passes tf out in his bed.
When he awakens he takes notes on his experience and decides that he’ll smoke with April again sometime.
And so begins Stoner Donnie
