#ween pls

[ronsenboobi]

lederp: i want vayne to ask me to drink with him until i call him by name

asherp: wHY

lederp: by that i mean rhythmically saying his name over and over if u know--what he's sexy

i'm sorry he's a jerk and you don't like him and politics

but whines

don't hate me???

asherp: B(

lederp: what i didn't say he should be dalmasca's dictator again--

asherp: FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY

lederp: I JUST WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH HIM AND I'M FROM ANOTHER PLANET

okay fine if you wanna be like that

is gabranth fair game then

asherp: HE KILLED MY FATHER

go for basch or something

lederp: wow you're such a mess

what about ondore

asherp: ...my UNCLE??

lederp: DAMN IT WOMAN LET ME FORNICATE WITH SOMEONE

al-cid????

asherp: okay fine

[ronsenboobi]

ri just responded privately to an ask i sent her about how she's a homo and it's a gem that must be shared here "JUST LET ME KNOW WHEN U GET HOME (o) (homo not homeo) (homeo and gayliet)"

[ronsenboobi]

#machi's love life is chronicled by taylor swift songs

[ronsenboobi]

[14:29:53] wueenpls: you piece of shit pet I DON'T WANT YOU ANYWAY I'M TOO STRAIGHT FOR THIS

[ronsenboobi]

"TEXT ME BACK IT'S NOT LIKE YOU HAVE A LIFE OR ANYTHING"

[ronsenboobi]

ok so i once told ri that i want to have a husky named bruce wayne and a samoyed named tony stark and

[17:41:49] wueenpls: bruce wayne the h... h..... omg

[17:41:49] wueenpls: dog breed name

[17:41:52] wueenpls: HUSKY

[17:41:52] wueenpls: is better

[17:42:08] leboob king: i am the night

[17:42:13] leboob king: i am not a hero

[17:42:15] wueenpls: i am the vengeance

[17:42:16] leboob king: i am....HUSKY

[17:42:17] wueenpls: i am the fluff

[ronsenboobi]

[15:48:29] wueenpls: just a warning

[15:49:19] wueenpls: there is now an antibiotic-resistant strain of gonorrhrea so always wear a condom

[15:49:21] wueenpls: pats ur butt

[ronsenboobi]

when you're just having a normal conversation and then

[00:40:54] wueenpls: cuIB=fsjadflajdf

[00:40:56] wueenpls: icON