#weepy cuphead

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Somewhat accurate.

Weepy: (running really slow.)

Moe Tato: THINK OF A SMALL CUP CHILD CHASING YOU!

Weepy: ( screams and runs faster.)

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Onion-Kun Abridged.

Moe Tato: (Insert Vegetable related pun.)

(Drums ensue.)

Psy-carrot: Weeps, gets off the drums!

Weepy: (holding drumsticks.) BUT THEY DROWN OUT MY SORROW. :D

Psy-carrot: Sorrow? Humans do not have time for sorrow! When they feel sorrow they flush it right down the toilet so all the people feel is anger replacing sorrow!

Weepy: But I’m a onion.

Psy-carrot: Well then remember to cry yourself to sleep so you no longer shed those tears!

Weepy: I always cry myself to sleep so their dried out, but when I wake up they’re back..

Psy-carrot: (Sad Face.)

*There’s a awkward pause*

Moe Tato: (Insert yet another horrible vegetable invovling depression pun here )

Psy-carrot: ENOUGH MORRIS.

(Source: Kotoura-San Series Abridged.)