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#Mod Cuphead #no reason NOT to still sign that off i guess #hey guys. waves . nice wasteland we got here right

Hello my name is Itztlacoliuhqui-Hizashi Hyuga and I'm a Horned White Weretiger

- Mod Cuphead

Cuphead: Fine then, Brocifer Devil: No Cuphead: Papa Sin Devil: Please no Cuphead: Devilette Devil: *visual disappointment*

Cagney: “If we’re real Quiet, we can sneak over the Lifeboat.”

Werner: “Ok.”

*They both scream as they reach the boat. as they jump they we’re Tossed back out of the boat; Tied Up to each other*

Brineybeard: “So, you thought you’d skip out on old Brineybeard, did ya?”

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Cuphead: What the hell are you made of?

Dr Kahl’s Robot: Metal and poor choices.

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Cuphead: (upstairs) ELDER KETTLE! MUGMAN CALLED ME A BUTTHOLE!

Elder Kettle: Mugman, that’s a penny.

Cuphead: WOHOO! I’M RICH!

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Errands

(Elder Kettle exits out of the house.)

Mugman: (wringing his hands.) I hope Elder Kettle will be ok..

Cuphead: (pats Mugman on the back.) He will be fine, Mugs! And hey, if anything happens to him I guess I’ll be the new head of the family!

Mugman: ELDER KETTLE! PLEASE BE OKAY!

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Cuphead: *thrusting into nothing* Look, Devil! I’m doing it! I’m doing it! The Devil: Get f*cked.

(Source: jallerbo)

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I doN'T WANT THIS BLOG TO DIE

SORRY I’VE LOST MOTIVATION TO WORK ON THIS BLOG BUT I’LL POST SOME SUBMISSIONS–

- Mod Cuphead

#Mod cuphead #ask #not a quote #plus we dont really get as many notes as before

King Dice: *sitting in the Die House* Join me, boy, or you’re fired. Cuphead: It doesn’t seem right. *holds up soul contracts* But it feels so good!

(Source: jallerbo)

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Trial at the Carnival

Beppi: The Ball of Truth has arrived! (Unveils Mangosteen)

Cuphead: Wait, is that Mangosteen?

Baroness von Bon Bon: What? No, no, no, no. This is the Ball of Truth.

Cuphead: That, my friend, is Mangosteen. We played with him at my sleepover.

Baroness von Bon Bon: You…played with him? The Ball is not a game!

Mangosteen: WHO DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON?

Grim Matchstick: U-u-um, B-B-Baroness von Bon Bon! O-o-oh. (covers mouth and blushes)

(Source: Star vs. the Forces of Evil)

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At one of Sally’s shows

King Dice: Hey, baby, how about after the show, you and me go skipping? Cala Maria: (giggles) Oh, you wolves are all alike. No, I’m terribly sorry, but you see I’m going over to my grandmother’s. King Dice: Ah, forget the old dragon! (clears throat, in a French accent) and fly with me to the Riviera. It will be a beautiful thing. I will give you diamonds, pearls, ermine. I will even give you a set of white sidewall tires. What’s your answer to that, babe? Cala Maria: (coyly) My answer is…(suddenly screaming at the top of her lungs) NOOOOOOO! (crushes King Dice with her fist) (Source: Red Hot Riding Hood)

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Psycarrot: Things can’t get any god damn worse…(turns around) OH FUCK, BERG!

Hilda: Well, hello PSY-CLOPS.

Psyclopscarrot: I haven’t seen you in 30 years but you still look like a slut!

Hilda: Well I called you the other night but you were being a whiny bitch.

Psycarrot: You didn’t talk to me!

Hilda: Well then, who the hell did I talk to??!

–The other night.–

Hilda, on the phone: Hello you old piece of shit!

Weepy: (HYSTERICAL SOBBING.)

(Source: Brandon Rogers.)

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Mugman: (sobbing) Look what you've done to my peonies!

The Devil: They're marigolds!

Cuphead: By god, I think he's right! They are marigolds!

Mugman: (still sobbing) I may not know my flowers...

Mugman: BUT I KNOW A B**** WHEN I SEE ONE!!!

Source: The Gay Deceivers

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Mugman: Cuphead has a very strange patchwork of knowledge. Watch…hey Cuphead, who carved Mount Rushmore?

Cuphead: Gutzon Borglum. Then his son finished it.

Mugman: And where is it located?

Cuphead: I DON’T KNOW! Ecuador or something! What’s with all the questions!?

Dr. Kahl: So there is a savant half.

(Source: Dan Vs.)

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Cuphead: *picks up phone*

Phone: Hi! My name is Mary! I’m right in front of your house.

Cuphead: *outside* WHERE ARE YA, PUNK?! *picks up phone*

Phone: M-My name is Mary-

Cuphead: WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?!

Phone: A-AT THE STATION!

Cuphead: DON’T RUN AWAY FROM MEEEEEEEE-

Source: Pop Team Epic

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Snap

Mugman: “Breaths deeply” Ok Cuphead, first, How could you lose your souls to the Devil?

Mugman: Secondly, How could you lose your souls to the the Devil?!

Mugman: AND THIRDLY-

Cuphead: “How could I lose your souls to the Devil”?

Mugman: No. Thirdly…. HOW COULD YOU LOSE YOUR SOULS TO THE DEVIL YOU PATHETIC GREEDY EXCUSE OF A LIVING BEING?!

Source: creativity

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