#weir wolves

[hyperfixation-haven]

Supermoon

Where's the weir wolves at?

[crypticoblivion]

Random Halloween story/advertisement idea.

It’s a full moon and people start transforming into weir wolves. Someone gets an idea and invites all the weir wolves to a keg party. All the weir wolves start drinking the beer and having fun until one suddenly falls dead. Then another, and another. As one of them is about to lose consciousness he asks what’s in that keg. The guy who invited then all smirks and says “Coors Light.” Suddenly the dying weir wolf understands, his last words being “The Silver Bullet.”