#weird news

[hale-my-nathan]

Trump Weird News - Sulu: ICE Re-Building Concentration Camps

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[mouthtapedguy]

Turns out the mist was also judging us.

[ghost-mantis]

Do you all remember the scene in Hott Fuzz where they find one of old locals has a huge illegal gun collection?

Like, ridiculously huge?

And with an unexploded sea mine?

Yeah, that just happened for real to some cops in Canada. Only, that sea mine…

Was a fucking cannon! Oh, and the old man was a former MP.

With a cannon.

If they use it against a murderous HOA we can have Hot Fuzz for real!

[rosehatchet]

What I wanted: Funny news

What I got: Not very funny brand new sentence material from 2025

[unbfacts]

In 2014 in Kentucky, a 27-year-old camper fell asleep in a hammock. In the morning, his friends saw him get up and sleepwalk off a 60-foot cliff. A rhododendron bush broke his fall, so he had no life-threatening injuries. Local interviews say he had sleepwalked before—but very rarely.

[badpsychicadvice]

Three people in California have been sentenced for insurance fraud in a bizarre scam that involved someone dressed in a bear costume damaging luxury cars.

California bear-suit luxury car scam ends in insurance fraud sentences for 3

Three people in California have been sentenced for insurance fraud involving a person in a bear costume damaging high-end cars.

The group is accused of providing several videos from the San Bernardino Mountains of a bear moving inside the vehicles to the insurance companies as part of their damage claims, the department said. Photos provided by the insurance department show what appeared to be scratches on the seats and doors. A California Department of Fish and Wildlife biologist reviewed the footage and concluded it was “clearly a human in a bear suit,” the insurance department said.