Today's library nonsense: So every Monday, this lady comes in to run her Overeaters Anonymous group. By which I mean she sits in our conference room in front of a phone for four hours. Anyways, she always brings way too many bags and stuff, so one of us has to help her load and unload. While we do, she likes to give us waaaaaaaaaaay too much information about anything and everything she can think of. Just to me, she's talked all about the time she went to a fertility clinic, how she doesn't like her lesbian niece that she makes live in her yard, how she thinks we have "too many Black holidays (while looking at our Juneteenth display)", etc etc. So today, she goes off about all her normal weird medical stuff, throwing in some tidbits like the fact that she runs on 10 vertebrae (there are 33 in the human spine. Yes, I googled it right after. I don't think it works like that, lady). She then went on to talk about how her chiropractor was going to fix her knee that kept her wheelchair-bound by injecting stem cells into it to regrow cartilage. There was more, but those are the highlights. Libraries are weird places.