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[amissingstarlet]

HEAR ME OUT: canon vs AU rap battle. Sun and Moon vs Solar and Sakura >:3

I'm listening..

[starlets-sunset]

Aurora: “Alright, I’ll be back. I gotta burn some blueprints.”

Jack: “What kind of blueprints?”

Aurora: “….”

Jack: “….”

Aurora: *runs away* 

Jack: *chases her* “AURORA, DONT YOU FUCKING DARE-“

Aurora: “THIS FAMILY IS IN SHAMBLES, I GOTTA BURN THIS SH!T-“

Jack: “MAMA RUIN AND DAD ARE GONNA BE MAD AT YOU!”

Aurora: “F**K OFF, ILL BE FINE-“

Aurora—

What blueprints is she burning?

Aurora please don't make a harsh decision.! Let's think it through, a little?

[sunsetindenial]

Very important question!

do you prefer sassshow thingys here or in your other blog? :0

Either is fine! I use some of my other blogs for specific things but your Sass Show AU is welcome to either! Whichever you bring it to is up to you.

[starlets-sunset]

Dear Diary,

…

Is it bad if I find more comfort in Ruin than in my own father…?

…

Don’t get me wrong, I love my dad. He tries, he’s kind…buttttt, he’s not exactly my “go to” parent. Especially with the whole yelling, and the things going on currently…

But Ruin…

Ruin actually manages to help me….

Mama Ruin doesn’t yell at me, or make me feel uncomfortable. He even fixed my foxy plushie when a few kids ripped it up…

…

I truly feel bad about how I used to treat him…for stars sake, I SPRAYED PEPPER SPRAY IN HIS EYES ONCE!!

…

I’m still not ready to call him dad though…I’m a FUCKING WIMP-

-Jack

Aww, I feel bad for Jack. :(

It makes sense that he'd feel more comfortable going to Ruin, but it still's a sad thing.

He doesn't have to call Ruin dad yet. He can take time.

[starlets-sunset]

Can I just be around you and stare at you like this? :3/p

You know what. Why not? :D

I can't guarantee eye contact, but I'll happily stare at you like that as well if you'll let me. <3

[amissingstarlet]

(I need to write something cute to make me smile. Bleh :3)

Ruin: *laughing his ass off* 

Solar: “Hmm? What’s happening-??”

Ruin: “L-LOOK!”

*Ruin then picks up Aurora, who has a giant red kiss mark on her forehead* 

Solar: “what the, how-“

Ruin: “I forgot I still had my lipstick on from earlier!!”

Solar: “OH-“

Aurora: *frog blink* “Wha-??”

Solar and Ruin: *wheezing*

Aww! That's adorable!

[amissingstarlet]

(Tw!!!! :>)

Slasher: *lying on the living room floor.*

Sakura: “…You look pathetic-“

Slasher: “I AM pathetic.”

Solar: “Dude, just apologize to him!”

Slasher: “SHUT UP!”

Sakura: “…Dick head-“

Solar: *whispering* “I’m going to talk to him.”

Sakura: *whispering* “Need help?”

Solar: *whispering* “Nah, I got it.”

Sakura: *whispering* “….Okay :). I’m just gonna check on Crim.”

*Sakura then walks out the room. Solar approaches Slasher.* 

Solar: “You good?”

Slasher: “….”

Solar: “Listen, I’m sorry for how I acted last week-! My emotions were all over the place and-“

Slasher: *gets up* “SAVE IT, ASSHOLE.”

Solar: “…Damn, dramatic much-??”

Slasher: “I’m out of here.”

*Slasher then bumps into Solar, a little baggie of catnip falling on the floor.* 

Both: “MY NIP!!”

…

Both: “YOUR NIP???”

.

.

.

*Time skip to literally ten minutes later.* 

Solar: *holding a catnip blunt* “So, if humans can be whatever the hell they want…why can’t robots? Do we already have a written out fate…?”

Slasher: “Dude…you’re right…..how come we’re mellow now? I thought catnip is supposed to make you hyper….”

Solar: “Not if you smoke it…hehe…”

Slasher: “…Sorry with how I’ve been acting…I know you’re going through some things…”

Solar: “Eh, it’s okay, I deserved it…”

Slasher: “It’s just that…Crimson is the only one who’s truly…loved me…no one in my old dimension cared for me…and with the baby on the way…I…I don’t even know…”

Solar: “…well, for what it’s worth, I think you’ll be a great dad…and Crimson can’t stay mad at you forever! He loves you deeply!!”

Slasher: “…thanks…:)”

…

Solar: “Well, since we’re finally let it all out…mind if I tell you something…?”

Slasher: “Sure…”

Solar: “….I’m sorry I’ve been all over the place…especially with how I was when you and Crimson started dating…”

…

Solar: “He….he reminds me of my old Sun…”

Slasher: “oh…!”

Solar: “Yeah…that’s why I was so upset with you proposing and stuff…and when I threatened him…I IMMEDIATELY felt awful…”

…

Solar: “I’m…not a good brother. Or a good father. I’ve put my entire family in danger…my baby is gone, and my son hates me….im at least glad Aurora tolerates me…but…I just…sometimes wonder…how it would’ve been if I stayed dead…”

….

Slasher: “I mean…I don’t think you’re a bad father…or a bad brother…! Despite wha happened last week…I think you’re a good person-!!”

Solar: “…thanks…you’re a really good person too….”

Slasher: “:)”

*The two just sit there in silence, just relaxing…

Sakura then walks out the basement, her hair a bit messy.* 

Solar: “Hmm? You good?”

Sakura: “Yeah, yeah-! But uhhhh…do you two know the difference between cramps and contractions??”

Solar and Slasher: “WHAT?!”

Sakura: “I MEAN, IT DOESNT LOOK BAD DOWN THERE, BUT-…are you two high??”

…

Slasher: “Little bit.”

Sakura: “Whatever, not my problem. JUST GET ME A HEATING PAD OR SOMETHING!!”

Solar: “ON IT!”

Slasher:  “CRIMSONNNNN!!!”

OH

Heyyy, are you all doing okay? Maybe don't get high when you're in pain, buds..

[starlets-sunset]

Solar: *thrashing* “LET. ME. OUT OF THISSSSSS!”

Sakura: “YOU’RE STAYING IN THOSE VINES UNTIL YOU CALM DOWN!!”

Ruin: “Solar, what were you thinking-?!”

Solar: “IM NOT GONNA HURT HIM! So, LET ME GOOOOOOOOO!!”

Sakura: “We can’t TRUST YO ASS!!”

Solar: “HE WAS PISSING ME OFF!!”

Crimson: “HOW?! FUCKING HOW?!”

Solar: “He told me to watch over Jack! Now with the dark star thing happening, HE WONT TELL ME SHIT!”

Slasher: “Because I can’t SEE HE DEAD DATE!”

Solar: “LIAR!!”

Ruin: *shoves a Hersey bar into Solar’s mouth.* “CALM DOWN!!”

Solar: “?!?”

Ruin: *sigh* “There…maybe some food will calm him down for now….”

I DON'T THINK FOOD WILL DO MUCH—

Solar has a reason to be angry! He could lose his son!