#weirdoatmf

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Submitted by  weirdoatmf

[txtsfromtoku]

You need to watch ghost because I think you would make wonderful text things.

The Management regrets to inform you that the blog is dead and unlike Ghost, will not be making a comeback. 

[daesdick]

Name 2 things you like about yourself, then pass this on to the first 10 people on your dash. #teamselfesteem

1. I like my piercings

2. I like my hair colour

c:

[girlsmp3]

weirdoatmf replied to your post: what is gyaru

A kind of exaggerated fashion style. Think Prom Queen only more casual clothing.

huh. thanks for telling me 

[erengayer]

Just saying but there is at least one version of flappy bird online where you can play as a bird a fish or a sperm. Yes. A sperm. Anyways, how are you today? (I tried to look up bird based pick up lines but that's a road I don't want to go down so I'm just going to quote fall out boy lyrics at you instead) Anything you say can and will be held against you so only say my name ;)

oh wow I just....

I......

I think regular flappy bird is more than enough for me. 

Today is okay. XD I woke up, baked a cake, took nap, woke up and filled out my insurance information wrong in pen, so now I'm looking for white-out. XD

Wow you are on a roll with these pick up lines, aren't you? XD

How are you?

[erengayer]

Aw. It sucks that you missed your flight. I hope by now that they've gotten you on a new flight. STILL. NEW CHAPTER. I'm so excited yet so unprepared. Curse you for doing this to me Fingayer. (At the same time OHMYGOD YOU'RE WONDERFUL, NEVER STOP) What was your flight for anyways? (Just curious because I couldn't figure it out from stalking through your tumblr) Well. In honor of your flight or missed flight (or attempt at flight) - Want to play TSA officer and pat me down?

Haha it is what it is. XDDD

I was in a panic because this is a trip for business and not a personal thing, so it does matter that I get there on time.But it is what it is, and I'd rather get there late than pay more than 2000 usd for another flight.

I am now officially off the standby list and actually have a seat for a flight. That's the good thing. If things go well, I will barely make it to the meetings. :D

You can't figure it out because I tried to be more discrete about it. But I'm visiting for a position that hopefully will keep me fed for the next 5 or so years. XD

TSA actually did pat me down. I think they figured out the hole in their security procedures lmao. 

[erengayer]

I hope you realize that I'm never calling you anything other than Fingayer ever again. You brought this on yourself. Anyways, before I fall asleep. How are you today? and also, I'll bang you harder than the armored titan ;)

GOOD. Fingayer is a beautiful name. I'm glad I brought this on myself then. XD

Not sure if you're asleep, but if you are, I hope you had a good sleep. :D

I had a nicely paced day with a nice morning class and nine hours of lab (I just got home, actually, ahahaha). I'm honestly too tired to do my homework, so I'll just chill for the evening.

Also, are you sure you can get hard enough for that?

[erengayer]

Hello Fingayer (which I am just saying because it sounds like finger, and not because I want to mutilate your name. I think you are very talented, and because I am awkward at starting conversations, but would like to get to know you better, I am just going to send you very bad pick up lines because I find them to be an excellent ice breaker. So. Uh. in the interest out of getting all of the 'HOW DARE YOU's out of the way. Are you Marco Bodt? Because you could be my other half.

Hey! 8D

OH MY LEVI'S ASS FINGAYER SOUNDS BEAUTIFUL. I feel like a villain from an Austin Powers movie. XD

(Thank you. Ummm, I'm also not very good at starting conversations, so we could be totally awkward together ahahah.)

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU PULL A MARCO JOKE ON ME!!! HOW COULD YOU??? ;A;