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I keep losing track of how many new followers I’m getting and always end up exceeding 8ight, 8ut I’m sure no one will mind if I pretend those ones don’t exist.

So, let’s get introductions out of the way. I’m Captain Serket. Just Serket will do.

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You’ve chosen a questiona8le time to follow me. Are you here for the insults or my sweet sense of sarcasm?

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New followers get the 8enefits of having a greeting post, if just 8ecause you’re actually around to reply. Hopefully. (In 8efore this gets 0 notes.)

Hey, regardless. I’m Serket.

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There were a few more followers I needed to greet, 8ut that requires me to greet more than 8ight and 8oy that sounds like the opposite of a fun time.

Hi. I’m Captain Serket, and greeting posts are a struggle.

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So, I gained two followers, 8ut my follower count didn’t go up. That’s awesome. Truly gr8.

Hi anyway. I’m Serket.

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No need to get too excited. Might as well get around to saying hello now, since you're around. Plus it means one less person to address l8r.

Hey. I'm Serket.

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I'm so upset that I chose to greet followers 8efore I got 8ight new ones. If I don't do it now I'll forget l8r. Life's a struggle.

Hi. Thanks for following. I'm Serket.

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So there's actually more people I should 8e greeting on this post, 8ut I'm going to just keep it to you 8ight.

8ecause 8ight.

Hi. I'm Serket, and welcome to the 8est 8log. Namely 8ecause I'm sure 8y now it's 88% Ke$ha and that's the most important thing.