#adventuringalpha

[graviconscientia]

I can very much confirm that you advoca are *quite* bulliable. In both the rooseveltian sense of the word and the one most applicable to your current predicament.

JAKE. JAKE?? Jake, you're joking.

[guiltlessarbelas]

@robottattooartist

@adventuringalpha

Greetings to+ the bo+th o+f yo+u as well, apo+lo+gies fo+r any delay in hello+. I am Po+rrim, as yo+u may have gathered.

Because I've been saying it no+nsto+p lately.

[feyfelicity]

adventuringalpha replied to your post “What's the most ridiculous magic item you've seen?”

Please tell me that the second one is an actual thing and not just a euphemism

Oh its furry real and I do nyot recommend it 

[bloodylalonde]

adventuringalpha replied to your post: GASP JOHN AND JAKE ON AT THE SAME TIME?

Hello roxy :P

Oh, Mr. English I totally didn’t see you there ;D

[asaforestonfire]

"Yes Mistress" if youre up for it.

Roxanne decided it would be fun to try out a new outfit she made. Yeah it was cheesy and predictable, but sometimes you just needed 6 inch heels, a latex corset and a nice riding crop. Without looking at who, she sent a picture out, giving a time (specifically three minuets) and a place, demanding they come undressed. 

[aracnidas]

@adventuringalpha

I hope to 8e a8le to see you soon, and intend to hold you to soooooooo many promises. :::;)

[roxystriderscrew]

Ѡ

Send an "Ѡ" for my muse's reaction to being sent accidental nudes.

Well hello there penis.

I wasn’t expecting this, but damn am I not complaining.

[professionalshittalker]

adventuringalpha replied to your post: I’m somewhat used to these transformations...

Is there something else perhaps that you can hunt that would satisfy your hunger?

Given that I've got people crawling towards me and practically begging me to try eating them, I'm reasonably sure that I'm not going to be starved of live prey. That, and there are plenty of salamanders outside, but I'm wary about eating something that talks.