#welcometochanskitchen

[liachois]

kpop pick-up lines

thanks to everyone who helped me think of stuff haha

literally some of these aren't even pick up lines they're just bad puns ://

anyways try these on ur crush or ur fav idols, see how much they cringe :))

also! none of these were meant to be offensive in any way!

are you from tennessee? bc you're the only ten chittaphon leechaiyapornkul i see!

for you i'd make kidney function a right ;))

did it hurt? when you fell down the stairs during your instagram live??

i'm the sexy dancing han to your confused lee know

i'd give you all the lobster in the world

we can american style dance together ;))

are you a comeback? bc blackpink disappears when i see you!

do you have a pencil? bc i want to erase the words "rap monster" and write out "rm" for you ;))

kiss me if im wrong, but exo ot12 still exists, right?

if i were seungri and you were sehun i’d sit on ur lap

you should ring ding dong my phone up some time ;)) i guess im hoshi now,, bc you should call call call me soon are you johnny seo bc oh daddy

shawty you should party with me 'till the sun down

chogiwa

you and i would be as iconic together as joy and her rainbow dress

we should take some long ass rides together ;))

the only fake love around here is you playin hard to get ;/

you should press my number and call me ;))

you could be the black dress and i’d be the black suit

i just jimin when you shawn mendes

i’m the aussie aussie aussie to your oi oi oi!

i feel like pentagon, i have double the love for you that i thought i’d have

if we were ikon we’d definitely have a love scenario together ;))

are you nct127 bc whoop whoop whoop whoop firetruck

if you were stranded at a gas station and screaming like a brat i’d still come back for you ;)

am i chungha when i flirt with you because why dont you know how i feel ://

you may get rejected by seventeen and wanna one but you’ll never get rejected by me ;))

are you sunmi? bc wae yeppeun nal dugo gashina

are you a once? bc when i see you i go seollenda me likey

are you an army bc i need u girl

do you believe in love at first introduction or should i dibidibidis my name is minho

my love for you is like mark lee bc both will never take a break ;))

[han-and-kai]

SFLGSGSF DID I HEAR UR LOOKING INTO NCT DREAM RN?? OMG MY FAVS 😍😍😍

yEA I SAW THIS GIFSET OF JENO AND I WAS LIKE WOW A CUTIE WHO IS HE AND THEN I WATCHED LIKE AN UNHELPFUL GUIDE ON YOUTUBE AND WKFEJUIWERF

IM STILL LOW KEY CONFUSED 

BUT LIKECHENLEI LOVE

[kim-squishmin-personal]

stray kids tag

I was tagged by my bb @welcometochanskitchen (thank u sweetie)

rules are to write stuff about yourself using the letters of “stray kids” or another group too if u want! and tag others :)

S I like Spicy food

T I’ve never Tried a PB&J sandwich

R Red Velvet is amazing and I love them

A I am Asian :)

Y Yoongi from bts is wrecking me

K Kids annoy me bc they’re noisy

I I loove Ice cream

D don’t talk to me when my headphones are in

S sleep is life

tagging @straykiddosmom @strayboys @a-hoe-for-felix-freckles @abnormal-tj @bundles-of-love-for-minho

[seungmqn]

how about nct with #7?? (and if not sk) 💖💖💖💖

7. Who would you take to an award show?Shsisbsis that’s so hard. I mentioned in my SK answer that I would need to be entertained at award shows but they’re all so entertaining and fun aghhhh. Mmmm if I had to pick then I would choose ma boy Lucas 💗

[sechangbin]

I LOVE YOU LJFSHGLSGSF 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

bsjdgdh cOURTNEY!!!! COURTNEY COURTNEY!!! I LOVE YOU TOOOOO !!!!!

[leader-chan]

i got the vibe that you're a jisung!! 💖💖

Jisung !!

tbh he’s such a meme so i don’t mind lmao 

which sk member do I remind you of the most?

[liachois]

heyy rb this if ur a 'young' stray kids stan!! i need more mutuals around the '04 area and more sk mutuals in general <3

[liachois]

list of '00 liner kpop idols (in order from oldest to youngest)

of course not all groups are listed below; please tell me if i missed one!

groups include: clc, weki meki, stray kids, trcng, the boyz, nct, sf9, momoland, april, astro, loona, wanna one, gugudan, golden child, and pristin

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kwon eunbin (clc; january 6)

lee seojung / sei (weki meki; january 7)

kim jihun (trcng; january 9)

kim chanhee / chani (sf9; january 17)

heo hyunjoon / hwall (the boyz; march 9)

hwang hyunjin (stray kids; march 20)

yoon sanha (astro; march 21)

huang renjun (nct dream; march 23)

kim sunwoo (the boyz; april 12)

nancy mcdonie (momoland; april 13)

lee jeno (nct dream; april 23)

bae jinyoung (wanna one; may 10)

yang yena (april; may 22)

lee donghyuck (nct dream / nct127; june 6)

cho hyeyeon (gugudan; august 5)

na jaemin (nct dream; august 13)

choi hayoung (trcng; august 22)

choi bomin (golden child; august 24)

sung nayeon / rachel (april; august 28)

han jisung / han (stray kids; september 14)

lee felix (stray kids; september 15)

yang taeseon (trcng; september 17)

lee hakmin (trcng; september 20)

kim seungmin (stray kids; september 22)

jo wooyeop (trcng; september 27)

kim sookyung / lua (weki meki; october 6)

jeon heejin (loona; october 19)

park junghyun / xiyeon (pristin; november 14)

kim hyunjin (loona; november 15)

park chaewon / go won (loona; november 19)

son eric (the boyz; december 22)