Mar 18, 2018
Guess who couldn’t sleep because she was feeling sick and then decided it was a good idea to study some Korean? Spoiler: it’s me. Because who doesn’t study when they feel sick?!? #welcometomyweirdlife #TTMIK #Korean #iamlearning
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Guess who couldn’t sleep because she was feeling sick and then decided it was a good idea to study some Korean? Spoiler: it’s me. Because who doesn’t study when they feel sick?!? #welcometomyweirdlife #TTMIK #Korean #iamlearning
WELCOME TO MY WEIRD LIFE: Awkwaaaaaaaard...
AT SCHOOL
Me: *sighs in relief* Finally...its almost dismissal time!
Seatmate: You said it!
DURING THE DISMISSAL PRAYER
Everyone: *praying*
Classmate in front of the whole class: *skirt falls down and doesn't notice*
Me: *raises eyebrow* (How the heck did that happen?)
Everyone: *tries to surpress laughter*
PA: ----hope you have a nice day everyone!
Everyone: *laughs uncontrollably*
Classmate whose skirt fell down: What's so funny? *walks away while leaving the skirt on the floor*
Me: ...I still don't get how that happened. *turns to seatmate* Do you?
Seatmate: *shrugs*
WELCOME TO MY WEIRD LIFE: Rhyming
Me: *working on something at school*
Classmate#1: Hey we have to do the props!
Me: WHY ME AGAIN!?
Classmate#2: Cause you're the only one in this class who knows how to paint. Emphasized from that you're in painting class.
Me: You have a point.
Classmate#1: So can you bring paints tomorrow.
Me: T_T No.
Classmate#2: Why not?
Classmate$#1: It can be the crimson or even black!
Me: Because of the last project... *deep breath*
Me: I'VE RAN OUT OF RED; I'VE RAN OUT OF BLUE!
I'VE RAN OUT OF YELLOW AND ALL MY PAINTS BECAUSE OF YOU!!!
Classmate#2: Wow that rhymed! *now giggly*
Classmate#1: Yeah! :)
Me: ^_^ Oh yeah...! *suddenly realized* WAIT. WHY IS IT THAT WHEN SOMEONE RHYMES THE CONVERSATION JUST GOES OUT THE WINDOW!?!?!?
So, my family lives way out in the country and we are wedged in between to horse farms and a cow farm. This is what happened when my mom and i were sitting in the living room tonight with all the windows open. Me: oh my god what is that awful noise?!! ( looks across the street) Mom: what noise? Me: it sounds like there is a cow screaming out there! Oh my god you don't think they are slaughtering it in the open do you D:?? Mom: they don't slaughter their cows over there! Its probably just two cows having wild sex. Me: ( slowly and awkwardly closes the living room window) And so now i don't know if i should be disturbed at the thought of two cows getting it on or be relieved they are not being slaughtered. ._.