Sep 22, 2023
I just experienced something so insane I don’t think anyone I tell will believe it
#so#literally have so much to do today and for the month been in a funk#so I’m like#okay#well do exercise#I dance with Lashawna#forgot I had a candle burning#just finished material girl and now it’s playing Tina’s disco inferno#my cat#MY STUPID CAT#walks across my nightstand and THEIR TAIL CATCHES ON FIRE#I smell it#look over#SHE IS ALSO CONFUSED JUST STARING AT IT LIKE ???#I SCREAM#barehanded put out fire#my family hears me screaming after all that dancing and assumes I’m having a great time#it smells like burnt hair now