Since I'm slightly high on my pain meds and got insomnia I'm thinking about some random shit from last month.
A friend of mine in another town wanted to protect herself at her warehouse job without being obvious.
I told her to get a gun but she's too scared of them and work won't allow. She's even too scared to get pepper spray or a knife so I told her to try to find a can of the strongest pesticide since her area had a lot of insects.
Perfect weapon at her job site.
I knew if a fucker even tried her she could probably off them by spraying it up their nose or something, lol.
Well, she did get attacked by a coworker that had been aggressively trying to go out with her and idk what she had on her but she literally did spray him with something and he ain't dead, but he's probably wishing he was cos he's sick af.
Like shitting, puking, half blind, bleeding out his asshole. He'll live but holyshit 😂.
He won't press charges so that's good LMFAO. How he gonna press charges if he tried to assault her?
My advice is dangerous.
