How quickly can you take your clothes off…
1) is this from the Sabrina Carpenter song and 2) are you like… drunk rn? 👀
3) quite quickly, depending on what I’m wearing, but you already know this

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How quickly can you take your clothes off…
1) is this from the Sabrina Carpenter song and 2) are you like… drunk rn? 👀
3) quite quickly, depending on what I’m wearing, but you already know this
i was always reminded of @maximotts and @wellsayhelloaagin when i saw this video…but now i’m lucky enough to think of the love of life when i see it now, @loqov 💞💞💞
Natasha x Reader Fic Recs - Fluff & H/C
See the work on the writer’s page for word count and summary. And please folks, make sure to ALWAYS read the warnings, your media consumption is no one’s responsibility but your own <3
As this list is both fluff AND hurt/comfort fics, the first tag is the main genre and whatever tags come after are the additional genres that can be found in the fic. The same rules apply for this list though, as whichever genre is tagged first in the additions is the more relevant one. For example, [angst, smut] means there will be more angst than smut in tandem with the already included fluff and/or hurt/comfort.
WRITERS ON THIS LIST: @twilight-99-tm, @maximotts, @caroldantops, @captains-simp, @scarlettwlw, @roger-that-cap, @8plasma, @somnambulants, @wellsayhelloaagin
@maximotts: sammi, do you think sandwiches have feelings?
@wellsayhelloaagin: *silence*
me:
THE 8BITKIND SHIP
"The ship that sails itself"
The Crew:
Captain = M
The leader and idiot of this ship
Quartermaster = @lil-gamer
My second in command, my hype-dude, my creative person
Sailing Master = 💛 Anon
Doing the most and navigating the ship
THE Maiden = @tastetherambeau
Yes, THE maiden, she may look cute and innocent but she will kill you with the mop she's holding
The First Mate = @wellsayhelloaagin
In charge of making sure the ship stays above water
Master Gunner = @when-wolves-howl
Ready to attack other ships that may be a threat and lurking in the shadows
Boatswain = @im6ixfeetunder
Maintaining the ship to make sure it stays running and supplies are in order
Anyone is welcome tell all your friends!, just let me know what role you would like to be. You can pick from the list -> linked here <- or be like @tastetherambeau and pick your own but please stay within theme 😁
S/O to @lil-gamer for being the perfect Quartermaster by coming up with the tagline and making the banner!
A quick disclaimer - To anyone who has been reading this/has followed along this crazy thing: Genuinely, this is a joke. Both @8bitscarlet and @therunawaykind-main have confirmed they are ok with it and understand they can tell me to stop at any time. It's all in good fun and not out to hurt anyone. If I see it's getting out of hand like it hasn't already I will pull the emergency lever and sink this shit so fast...
Your Captain,
- M
Okay, writers challenge 👀👀
Title: Leave me breathless
With Wanda of course ❤️
Plot:
Wanda is extremely paranoid and cautious and had been dating R for four years. R is a very outgoing and adventurous person, a contrast to Wanda.
One day, R has the bright idea to go skydiving, and Wanda is completely against it, but R is very persistent.
They end up skydiving and when they land, Wanda is surprised that she actually enjoyed the experience, loving the adrenaline rush.
However, as soon as the pair are out of their harnesses, R proposes to Wanda unexpectedly.
“Even though we just jumped out of an airplane, you’re the only one who has the ability to leave me breathless.”
Wanda says yes to the proposal and they share a passionate kiss full of love and excitement.
Wanda couldn’t wait to spend the rest of her life with the one she loved and the one who proved to her how beautiful and fun life could really be.
bee cat bee cat bee cat bee cat. 🐝 🐝
too bad max is all black, i would've asked you to do this to her for halloween. easy costume, right? 😂
Honesty @wellsayhelloaagin and @didujustcallmedumb have me by the throat.
@wellsayhelloaagin and @didujustcallmedumb
Come collect your anons.