wenceslaus: you are in no way a valid authority to dictate bedtime
rupert: what if i taught you how to lucid dream?
wenceslaus: ?
rupert: when you learn how to control your dreams, you can do anything there.
rupert: just go to sleep; i'll find you on the other side. i'll teach you there.
wenceslaus, ten minutes later: *is asleep*
amir: i can't believe that worked
rupert: me neither










