Random South Park High School! AU Headcanons!
Just like the title says lol, here’s a link to the master post if anyone is interested!
- Butters is constantly being hunted down by girls at school to be their gay bff and he hates it, if they get to bad he’ll send Wendy on them
- Kyle loves LoTR and Harry Potter
- Clyde’s first real crush was on Bebe, who turned out to be a lesbian, and it took him about a year to get over it, even though he never told her that
- Bebe still knows though, and it broke her heart because they’re really good friends
- Stan and Kyle walks Sparky together at least twice a week, just to be sure they’re always caught up with each other even when they’re busy with school, sports and dating, sometimes Kenny joins but not always
- Craig loves rom-coms, only Tweek and sadly Token knows about it
- Kenny knows everyone at school that doesn’t know him thinks he sleeps around a lot, he have no idea why they think so, but he decided a long time ago that it’s better to let them think that, than trying to explain the truth
- The truth is that he’s never even dated anyone besides a brief thing with a senior guy when he was a sophomore, because he can’t deal with the thought of letting anyone into his life and potentially introduce them to Karen etc, just for them to leave him later
- Tweek and Butters became good friends when they started high school, and Butters is the only person who helps calm Tweek when Craig isn’t around
- Craig was a lil’ jealous at first, but quickly realized how good it was for Tweek to have another person to rely on
- Stan loves My Chemical Romance
- The first time Cartman got really drunk was at a party freshman year around the time everyone was fed up with him, he ended up crying and Kyle found him, and Cartman thinks Kyle doesn’t remember, but he does
- That was the first night Kyle really kinda understood why Cartman was the way he was, and even though he still thinks he’s a dick at times, he tries to remember everyone have a story, and to give people time
- Token and Clyde both cried while watching The Kissing Booth on Netflix, promising each other to always support who the other dates. They swore to never talk about it again
- Butters and Wendy watch Gossip Girl together, and Wendy have threatened to straight up murder Butters if he ever tells anyone
- At a point, everyone was talking about how Kenny’s older brother, Kevin, was autistic or if something else was wrong with him, while in reality he just struggles with extreme social anxiety, but he works trough it every day to go to work and take care of Kenny and Karen
- Jimmy got detention the first day of freshman year, when he broke the (senior) quarterbacks toe by stabbing it with his crutch when the guy was being a dick to Butters
- He obviously became a legend right away
- Stan have an insane alcohol tolerance, Kyle and Kenny are pretty normal, while Cartman gets drunk from smelling booze, even though he’s the biggest of them
- Kyle and Kenny watch Riverdale together, Stan and Cartman makes so much fun of them for it
- Bebe have a reputation of stealing hookups from the football team during parties
- That rep is 100% true and she’s not scared to admit it
- Craig and Tweek still celebrate their anniversary every year, and it’s just as cheesy as it sounds
- Kenny is the one who introduced Tweek to Shane Dawson and his conspiracy theory videos, Craig have never forgiven him for it
