#wenrio

[askwendyokoopa]

Art by lluisabadias

"Shut up Toad, I've waited a long time for the Mario Brothers to get here and I'm not gonna let you ruin this for me!"

[askwendyokoopa]

Isn't it strange? You are a certified bad girl and Linkle is such a good girl, yet you can't deny she has a way with drawing you in with her sweetness, huh?

"Heh-heh... yeah, her and Peach, maybe even Samus... as Aunt Cass would say, I seem to have a type. But I'm pansexual! I totally like men too, like Mario... and Luigi, and Sonic, and Leonardo, and... they're all sweet too. I guess I really do have a type?"

[askwendyokoopa]

"Wendy hun, I'm sure you've been asked this before, but who is your biggest crush?" A crimson-haired witch asks the koopa princess.

"It sure took you a while to trickle up. You followed @thecutestkong in 2019, then @discosue, then @paulineverducci, then @thelastresidents, then @corsaircaptain just the other day, and now you’ve finally reached my main blog! I hope you take the news better than Stacy, who called me a dumbass for it. Anyhow, my biggest crush is on Mario, check our ship tag ‘Wenrio’ for details, I guess.”

((Side note: This is for the ‘main’ Wendy, there is a version engaged to @princeps-civitatus-peach where Peach overtook Mario in her crush list in one of the 1.4% of threads I actually finished. And a whole bunch more AUs where she’s dating, or at least chasing other people, but Mario is the most ‘canon’ answer.))

[askwendyokoopa]

((Has anypony been following long enough to remember my original icon? For some reason, this old post is the latest thing to trip up the content filter, but oddly there doesn’t appear to be an appeal button. Sorry, Wendy, but these images of you and Mario are just too hot for tumblr now.))

[askwendyokoopa]

Is it a canon crush on the Mario Bros though? Because the only thing I remember seeing it in was the cartoons, which definitely weren't canon.

((Well, there’s the way she blows kissy lips to both brothers at the beginning of fights in NSMB, but that could be seen as a taunt. For Luigi we have her straight up begging for a kiss in Mario Is Missing. For Mario we have dialogue in Color Splash about how she thinks he’s cute, and after waiting for him for so long she was begging to think he’d stood her up. There’s stuff in the Mario-kun manga too, but that’s probably not canon.))

[askwendyokoopa]

Eee-hee-hee!  Pom Pom may not have been able to get a picture for me; but thanks to my very talented friend, Goombella, I now have this event immortalized forever!  I think I'll hang in in my bed room, and my bathroom, and again in my bed room, and basically anywhere I can find space on any wall.

((OMG, thankyou thankyou thankyou!))

[askwendyokoopa]

whats your ideal guy?

Stolen Kiss by ~ScourgeYZ

At some point I realized that I can answer every single question with a ScourgeYZ picture.