Oct 30, 2021
literally fucking vibing
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literally fucking vibing
@writing-to-stay-awake “I got them english major words”
Question for you all: My boyfriend says I would get a bunch of people to follow me if I started an OnlyFans? Would you follow me, yes or no? And how much would you pay to see a video of us both?
The Alters: Which Hogwarts house would you be in?
(This is honestly so funny cause I was just gonna guess which house everyone would be in, but then we all started talking and got really opinionated)
Payne: I’m in Slytherin for sure. I slept my way to the top with Professor Slughorn.
Billie: Hufflepuff! You know all they do is eat weed brownies and they seem like they’d have hella good music taste
Ashley: I’d want to be in Gryffindor but the hat would probably just laugh and put me in Hufflepuff
Kane: oh Gryffindor, for sure. They’re the only motherfuckers who could handle me.
Jake: Gryffindor, I guess?
Gabriel: I mean not to be That Bitch but probably Slytherin. I’d leave it up to the hat honestly. And no, I’m not taking the stupid fucking quiz.
demon: Ravenclaw? I’m not really super opinionated. I don’t really like the house divisions honestly. You can’t group everyone into four groups and I feel like it causes problems in the books. I suppose that’s people’s nature though.
Jane: do you have any idea how little I fuckin care? Gryffindor I guess. They seem like the jocks who always catch a break.
Zer0: Ravenclaw, for sure. I’d spend my time studying astronomy, writing weird poetry, and drinking psychedelic tea in the tower with that crazy ass divination teacher.
Gray: I’d convince the hat to put me in Hufflepuff. They’ve all gotta be easy to manipulate. Rather be a big fish in a small pond, you know? Also what better place to hide while I’m making horcruxes? No one suspects the sweet innocent Hufflepuffs.
corpse: ah fuck. Um. Hell. I think I’m a muggle honestly. Can I just hang out with Hagrid?
Asmodeus: I’m expelled.
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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Gravity Falls Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Bill Cipher/Dipper Pines Characters: Bill Cipher, Dipper Piens Additional Tags: Sex n shit, i think, i dont kno anymore, im so fdrunk, Porn, Drunkwriting, sorry - Freeform, not soryr, dipper gets a han job Summary:
Me and Darkdagers got drung and wrote a prompt from utmblr
Dip gets a handjob from "ghost Bill" IM SORRY