#wereralph

[glowingghosty]

took my dad to a routine procedure today and the nurse getting him ready to leave was this giant bearded dude who was really sweet. he tried to toss something in the trash and totally whiffed and he said "that's why I'm a 6'5" nurse and not a power forward" (basketball position for those uninitiated) and my dad, still coming off of anesthesia, went "wow 6'5. how much you weigh?" and the nurse said "300 :)" and my dad went "wow. so two of me haha" and i felt like if @were--ralph had been there he wouldve had to leave the room

[voidfire-studios]

WHERE'S WERERALPH??? WHERE DID THEY PUT HIM??? THAT WAS MY BOY!!

[cold-fire-yo]

These two Tumblr users are in a ROASTING each other contest. Who has the better wits and usages of words?

Were-Ralph

Pukicho

Voting ended onFeb 28

Explain why in the notes! 🎶

[swordshapedleaves]

In wake of wereralph getting nuked again, I want to just state for the record that he has helped me personally so much with my self esteem during my transition. I had for a long time thought of my masculinization as getting uglier but worth it. Wereralph's unabashed love of fat hairy men helped me shift that mindset to the idea that I'm getting hotter (wereralph version). He will always have my gratitude and admiration, whether or not he chooses to return

[vagdaughter]

What if @were--ralph 's OC Zarkstus the Illithid, but like. Better this time.

Still renders below. BSKY

January 2026 vs. May 2023

[sensibleshroom]

my favorite Tumblr situation is when wereralph is stumped by a new niche fetish. rolling up to the devil's sacrament and telling him he hasn't gotten nearly serious enough about his various devilry and scheming. giving the devil constructive criticism.

[leeblissy]

can't find that post by wereralph about the pineapple being hydraulically crushed being him after his werewolf boyfriend pulls out but basically that's the post I think about when I listen to lady gagas the beast and I think that's beautiful

[siryouarebeingmocked]

It doesn’t.

 There is no inherent link between CEOs making money and “lower level” employees being worse off.

Or between anyone making more money meaning someone else is worse off.

A lot of CEO compensation is in stock options, not actual money.The idea is that once they are literally invested in the company, they have an incentive to make it profit more.

Which, um, may also benefit the grunts on the line.

The only way you would think otherwise is if you think economics are zero sum. Which would mean you are economically illiterate. 

Or your average leftist, which amounts to the same thing.

Now, I think AI makes “art” in the same way placing an order at a McDonald’s kiosk makes you a chef, but that’s a different matter.

@capitalism-and-analytics​