How to Bite Your Neighbor and Win a Wager
9/10 🌶️🌶️/5
The sell: Short desperate in grief golden retriever bet loving man decides to get information from the company that maybe killed his mother by finding a vampire to access the company. HOWEVER the vampire he finds drinking off of his neck for weeks is his down the street sweet awkward neighbor. This is definitely a ROMCOM more than fantasy/horror but it does have decent world building and does properly address homelessness which I enjoyed getting a perspective on even though it was mild. I loved both characters. The ending could have turned into more books but I’m glad it didn’t. Just a good quick read this is what I want when I want to turn the brain off. Just cute gays. I liked it. Would recommend for a fun day of reading.










