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[pirate-of-the-southern-isles]

The Pirate of the Southern Isles - chapter 90

Eng:

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Pol:

https://archiveofourown.org/works/64320010/chapters/206726016

[idontliketomatoesleavemealone]

giving all these girls matching names (they sound cool but also their dad is a bitch so he has to go through like 9 names to find the right girl to yell at)

[padmeamdala]

@witchsweekly secret santa » luna lovegood (for @westergaards​)

the girl gave off an aura of distinct dottiness. perhaps it was the fact that she had stuck her wand behind her left ear for safekeeping, or that she had chosen to wear a necklace of butterbeer caps, or that she was reading a magazine upside down.

[thegirlwhohid]

Ours is the Fury

@gotsecretsanta event - House Baratheon moodboard for @westergaards

[pirate-of-the-southern-isles]

Look at Lars being an A+ Big Brother

And look at me when I am giving fun facts about history (alas why is baby Hans wearing a pink dress):

Did you know that well until the XXth century babies of all genders wore dresses? (Because it was way easier for their caretakers)

And also, colours associated with both genders were switched up only after WWII - before, blue was "for girls", as it is Holy Mary's colour and milder version of aggressive, "manly" red - pink - was for boys.

[pirate-of-the-southern-isles]

The Southern Isles

(fanmade for fanfic, creative math with counting the rocks)

According to "A Frozen Heart", there are seven Isles. According to "Frozen Fever", a map looks like this, so I though - ok, it only counts as an isle if it is big enough/inhabitated/not connected by a bridge with another isle/whatever some of the kings said.

Also according to "A Frozen Heart", only the biggest Isle have any grass - the rest is rocky. Hence coloring.

As per a castle - the royal castle is, to be honest, only this part right next to the text. The rest, the part looking like a sea monster indeed, are defence walls. They can be, truly, very long. Only four, large windows are unusual, but hey, it's your castle. Also they are not exactly facing North, but close enough to be accurate.

The Brotherhood of the Isles is mysterious, I think it was meant to be some kind of religious order.

All the names are made up by me.

[pirate-of-the-southern-isles]

So, a Candycrush from Disney just included Hans' emoji and just look at him

I mean...! Look at the freckles!!

[pirate-of-the-southern-isles]

Sometimes I think about the fact that in my fanfic Hans has a grand total of 59 nephews and nieces... and the fact that I'm probably not that far from the truth...