Letter from a Non-Servant 4
Dear Dear Leader:
What happened to your dad's hand?
Best,
Western Idiot Slim (teagend)
Dear Capitalist Pig:
First off, I don't like it when you refer to yourself as a Western idiot. Only I can do that, blasphemer! If you lived in my country, you'd be punished with my iron fist of justice (seriously, I just had one made) for such acts of indecency. LOLZ! :P
Secondly, tell me who used computer magic to make my father, the Sun of the Communist Future, look like my mint-condition action figure of Dr. Evil (from the Western documentary series on 1960s espionage, Austin Powers)! My father will reign fury from the heavens on the Western idiot who did this ... that, or I'll send one of my minions to destroy the contents of his evil computer using strawberry-flavored Fanta. Hahaha! I'm not kidding.