Call the presses, or don’t since Augustus owned them, but Charlie was reading. Sat in the library long after his shift, Princess Bride clutched tightly in his hands, and a pained look on his face as he got to the climax. He remembered seeing it back in 1973 on Augustus’s shelf, and teasing him about it, yet here he was now: utterly enthralled. “Oh, no,” he began, “no, no, no, no!” He shouted, as if the characters in the book could hear him.














