May 12, 2015
*how office gossip usually works*
"Sam, why are you looking at pensises at work?"
I'm not, it just came up on my Facebook feed.
"I didn't know you were gay."
I'm not, though I'm also not sure how that's relevant.
"Oh I don't have a problem with it, I'm happy you're gay. Good for you!"
But I'm not gay.
*five minutes later*
"Everyone we're holding a "Yay for Gay party" on Friday, please dress in pink. Sam will be giving a speech.