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Send ☢ for a desperate text
[text - aggressive mackeeper]: I need you to get over here now[text - aggressive mackeeper]: I need you to distract this guy’s friend for me[text - aggressive mackeeper]: she won’t quit giving me stinkeye and it’s really putting me off my game
Send ☼ for a congratulatory text
[text - aggressive mackeeper]: it would appear that you managed to beat puddlemere[text - aggressive mackeeper]: kudos[text - aggressive mackeeper]: skeeter-kingsley will be furious
Send ✘ for a text that should never have been sent
[text - aggressive mackeeper]: if there’s one thing that I’ve learnt in all my life it’s that when the chips are down and no-one’s looking: cheat. Right and wrong tends not to matter once you’ve come out on top.












