@whackerz said : “oh, that is low quality whiskey.”
now , that is a discouraging piece information. but then , could beggars really be choosers ? not in a barnyard distillery , formerly overrun by z’s , in the middle of bumfuck nowhere. ‘ better low quality whiskey than no quality whiskey , i always say. give it here. ’ ever the optimist , grinning , up until the first sip hits his throat. the poor taste was anticipated , the phone - the - fire - department burn was not. even with his constitution. calling it whiskey was generous. calling it straight up ethanol would’ve been more accurate.
‘ well damn ! ’ the words are wheezed out through a fit of stunned laughter , his amused smile firmly back in place. ‘ if i didn’t already have hair on my chest , this would do the trick , sure as shit. ’