#what a plot

[goatskickin]

If this exists as a sims story PLEASE share the link

[weneedatdcharacterwho]

we need a td character who grew up in a family of clowns but hates clowning, they want to be a scientist

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[sparkles-and-trash]

okay but The Black Phone was fucking phenomenal

[lilliankillthisman]

Man goes to the doctor, he says “Doctor, I’m very depressed because I’m being blackmailed for being a member of the SS during World War II and he’s taking half my earnings”

Doctor says treatment is simple - the great magician Santini is in town. Go see him. That should pick you up.

Man bursts into tears. “But Doctor... I am Santini!”

[asktheheirofslytherin]

My lord, I expected you to be more observant. You ask why I would make 48 cookies, if not to eat them? Unless they are disgusting... Ok I'm getting off-topic, it's a good question but still, that wasn't me 😤

I no longer know who to trust.

[simple-persica]

HAH I’m glad that falling off of the bed/getting stuck in it is just a universal experience 

[biomic]

ohhh my god dimevolcano befriended this kid but his eyes are bandaged so he doesn’t know it’s a giant fire-breathing robot dinosaur

[raresvtm]

this blog never showed you the drama between bella and leonardo da vinci, giuliano de medici and federico auditore.