For the meme! Lolix- 2, 5, 15, 16, and 22?
2. Big spoon/Little spoon?
Locus can be either, I think he kinda likes being the little spoon best, but he can never admit that in a million years. Felix is a knife.
5. Who is most likely to carry the other?
Felix would die if he tried to pick up Locus. He would just be smushed. Locus probably picks up Felix mostly to just stop him getting them into more trouble. Just has to pick Felix up and carry him away from whatever shit he’s trying to start.
15. Who wakes up first?
Locus, half the time because Felix jabs him in his sleep with his needle sharp elbows. Locus is also just programmed to wake up early and start his morning routine. Moisturizing is serious business and his hair doesn’t take care of itself. Whereas Felix is happy to roll out of bed at noon looking like hot garbage.
16. Who wants to stay in bed just a little longer?
Felix 100%. Sometimes he wants Locus there, but sometimes he just wants to roll into the newly empty space and steal all the warmth.
22.Who cooks more/who is better at cooking?
I don’t think Felix has ever tried to cook in his life. He just refuses to learn, but also refuses to eat the health foods Locus cooks, so he lives off anything instant. Locus is a decent cook, though he mostly sticks to simple, healthy recipes that he probably memorized twenty years ago.