May 21, 2018
Au: hell is just like earth but everyone is just a dick to each other
"Get those reports on my desk" "fuck you Ron"
"Do you love me or not" "Have you met yourself, I don't think your own mother liked you"
"What do you want" "Ice cream" "What kind you dipshit" "why don't you eat my ass, tell me what it tastes like, then get me a vanilla you moldy fucking shower curtain"