#what's funny

[loevhyuck]

[turtlegg]

"Am I right back where I started fourteen years ago?"

[pen-of-roses]

Ryn

Team: Delphox (Starter), Stoutland, Espeon, Musharna, Boltund, Lucario

Favorite Type: Psychic

[alexanderrattle]

“What’s funny?”

[birger-wuvs-elsa]

Appreciate A Dragon Day ~ The Hobbit: Smaug—aka Trāgu—the Dragon Dread/Golden/Impenetrable/Magnificent/Tremendous/Unassessably Wealthy/Mighty/Terrible/Stupendous/Tyrannical/Chiefest and Greatest of Calamities

[mrmeeseekslookedatme-blog]

I masturbate because I'm the only one whose standards are low enough to fuck me!

Bo Burnham

[byakuyanya-purinsesu]

"C'mon man, who taught you how to fight!? Get in there!"

"Aha! I've got my opening... and now I'll—"

"...I should probably take the lead next time, yeah? You good down there?"

"..."

"Yeah, he's good."

[flowerflamestars]

I wonder how the fae of the Spring Court are dealing with everything in Effloresce. Their High Lord took a very abrupt swan dive into insanity at his failed wedding. His second, who everyone seemed to like, physically intercepted their High Lord in the middle of slaughtering the wedding guests. No one has seen him since but hey the Wall is broken now, I guess. Alis and the sentries must be having a time.

The Effloresce timeline is NOT a fun one for the Spring Court.

Tamlin is having his canon, betraying of all ideals, half descent into madness, half horrifying ruthless drive alliance with Hybern.

But what's really, really pushed him over the edge?

He thinks he murdered Lucien.

He failed to protect Feyre from the dreaded Night Court. Failed his Court under Amarantha. Killed her and still, couldn't keep everyone safe, not even from himself. It is HIS FAULT Lucien is dead- loyal, kind Lucien, who was trying to stop Tamlin from losing control. Lucien, who died so ugly it was some kind of magical implosion, run up against the Wall.

(Effloresce Tam has been...weaving in and out of sanity for a while. Matebond denial probably would held strong if, you know, the person on the other end WASN'T Amarantha. But the fact of the matter is, it's all caving in. He wasn't strong enough, he thinks.)

Spring, without a competent High Lord OR their long held, trustworthy second in command, is having a bad, bad, bad time.

Their old enemies who slaughtered the last Lady of Spring and her children have taken their lady before she could even be theirs. Their even older, worse, implacable enemy is on their shores. Their High Lord's mourning has taken a deranged, destructive turn, enough so that their meadows are thorn and their air is choked in pollen.

I like to think Alis took one look at this ever worsening situation and fully fucked off to Summer.

The sentries are pretty divided- killing Lucien is probably one of the only things Tamlin could have done to really fuck up their loyalty. They don't want Hybern as allies. They're mourning a whole bright future they thought was coming for about half a second and trying to keep people alive, out of Hybern's way.

The wards are fucked, and of course they are. Tamlin's off the rails. Lucien was probably the one reenforcing them. The Wall is strong as ever, repelling even fae creatures used to ranging all the way to sea- nothing is getting through, and why would it? The humans must know war is coming, too. Lucien Vanserra died on the Wall, who knows what horror spilt Vanserra blood might achieve.

And all that's before Hybern really swarms in to get to the Wall.