Hello, my name is Jemma and I just shot pee with extreme accuracy into Alex's eye. I am not sorry. Patagonian cavies shoot urine backwards to tell other animals to leave them alone and unfortunately I was in the line of fire when Rowan came over to sniff her. Patagonian cavy pee to the eye burns. It burns a lot. Look, I think I have endured enough indignity that I can now just say please send donations via any method at thepipsqueakery.org/donate. Once your eye has been peed in by a giant rodent there's no reason not to shamelessly beg. #whyme #andnowshesbitingthefatonmysidesthatsstickingoutfrommyshirt #whatabuttface #ouch #cavy #patagoniancavy #petshaming #rescue #sanctuary #andyhenshebitmyelbow #dontgetgiantrodentsaspets https://www.instagram.com/p/CAlnSoSnyyF/?igshid=q1u86xienaex