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Stan Pines on Cooking.

Stan: A few years ago I tried to make curry. I proceeded to get chilli burns all over my face, so I thought to myself ‘hang on, doesn’t milk soothe chilli burns? it does’. But I couldn't look it up because I couldn’t see. So I blindly had to feel my way to the fridge and pour out a bowl of milk, and then plant my face in the bowl of milk. Anyway at that point the rice cooker went off, and triggered a power surge which turned my electricity off. Which I didn’t notice at first- because I had my face in a bowl of milk. When I did emerge from the dairy prison, I thought I had gone blind with chilli burns. So no, I don’t really cook much.

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@whatbethsays reblogged your post:“MY TIGHT BUTTHOLE IS SCARED” - a message i never...

honestly @geofframseysbutt sometimes i just have to scroll quickly to protect my innocence

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this one was entirely on me don’t blame them

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i had a dream the other night that my friend grabbed my head and was shaking it forward and back

and i was like 'ow ow what are you doing'

and he just looked at me dead in the eye and went 'honey you gotta suck a lil dick'

and then i woke up and i realised that my hair was tangled under my arm and that was why i could feel it being pulled but the thing is my brain constructed that entire dream around the fact that i got my hair stuck

i dreamed my straight white guy friend told me to suck a lil dick because my hair was under my arm

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THIS ISN’T THE TIME NOR THE PLACE BUT I THINK YOU KNOW MY FRIEND JAMIE??? also wow nice hair man

CHEERS. And you do realise that the three of us worked together right? You, me, and Jamie are all former co-workers.

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New Blog Post!

Rite of Passage

http://whatbethsays.blogspot.com.au/2014/03/rite-of-passage.html

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if you type 'pun' into the tags the next suggestion is 'punch in the nose' and i think that's rather telling

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what did the pirate say when he put his wooden leg in the freezer