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[mortuo-trolls]

JUDGE

slap some content on this meme. you know what's up. 1 alien/troll/human.etc at a time (unless its like a duo you know, partners, twins, just 2 characters that you cant split) Get judged by a mysterious bastard. non-mutuals free to reblog.

[scooplery]

all my bosses like my purble hair thank goodness

[mortuo-trolls]

ppl keep giving him sweets and food hes literally just

[mortuo-trolls]

Colann meet whatever. Fight.

“Dont you fucking dare give me issue, little MAN. I have not time for whateve-”

“DONT TELL ME WHAT TO FUCKIN-”

“Did I fucking stutter, little MAN?”

[mortuo-trolls]

new lad. meet ?????? ?????? a semi familiar face

[mortuo-trolls]

A real smile, whatever, please?

“Huh, a man smiles under his emergency paper bag and suddenly it's not real cause you can't see IT. Everyones a CRITIC. Fine.”

“I actually look a little less weird when i uh...SMILE?”

[mortuo-trolls]

whatever is very cute. like. more fun facts

Collects cute shit, like he looks goth on the outside but you come to his home and its pastels, cute stuffed animals and figures and all kinds of neat shit like:

He sings pretty nicely, he likes to write romantic and moody sounding music and if u get close to him he will probably write you a song that seems a little weird and angsty but ultimately its made with love

he rides a motorcycle and his helmet has cat ears on it bc hes imposing but still cute also

He and agneth are best friends, he takes care of her but sees her more like a friend hes lving with than anything else (but lets face it hes dad.) and he likes to ask her to read his future about if hes going to make sure she has a good day (spoiler alert shes forced to say yes every time bc he will)

i lovve him. basically.