It’s the end of October, so here are some things that haunt me: *Stray hairs on furniture *Typos *Anytime I may have had something in my teeth when I was talking to someone *Times people had something in their teeth while they were talking to me *Getting shamed for (purposely) being late to Chemistry every day in high school *That time I said “yes” to karaoke after 3 Long Island iced teas *College *The first 5 years after college *Low-rise jeans with this exceptionally high buttcrack *College *My Mother’s daily suggestion to get a flu shot, starting one month after getting said flu shot *The destruction of American Democracy *Those weird centipede-looking things that always scurry through basements like they’re about to crawl directly into my mouth for sport. Anyway...What are yours?? #whathauntsyou #halloween #democracy #flosspickswork #pleasedontbringlowriseback #ifeellikelowriseiscomingback https://www.instagram.com/p/CG0xFF6D8jy/?igshid=1upih28o86e24









