Aug 2, 2015
Never to tell
First rule: Never tell your parents that you’ve done nothing for your MasterThesis. If you did just ignore their lecture delivering. As it does not solve the problem and will discourage you for the moment instead of finish your essay in let’s say about 8 hours where you put yourself on the best drugs ever like chinese green tea... and gingseng or maybe even gum for mouth hygiene...
Second rule: Never tell your mom anything about your relation-ships because you know she’ll tell everyone in the family and when you start to hate yourself for telling her, the wave of questions from your relatives about your not-existent-boyfriend will drown you like a tsunami...
