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Story time!

This post might get me hate from the writers here, but..

Uninnocuous music blasted through the windows of the crammed frat house, the beat following the rhythm of thumping hearts. Air lingered with obnoxious scent of lavender, cigars, sweat and alcohol. Hideous neon light and silver beams lit up the rather dim atmosphere of the elegant artistic house as Beyonce's voice continued to grace the house with one of her latest single, a popular one too at that, seeing how it has the perceived prim and proper brilliant ,current shitfaced, students of Oxford ditch their pretentious suits and skirts and clad into their acid washed flair denim, hairdown and crop tops, a trend at the time.

It was 2002.

Heath and Elle, handsome 'friends', in a tiny closet avoided the scene downstairs enjoying the company of each others lips. Smooching with all time in the world, dizzy from the alcohol and the closeness of each other, noses to nose, chin sideways, hands everywhere. Heath rolling the dice, tried to slip his tongue in to her delicate, painfully plump red lips.

"Tease," he whimpered slightly when her hands sneaked their way to his hair tugging the roots. He promptly broke the kiss to trail passionate ones on her chin and throat, as she chuckled slightly and lovingly caressed his hairs. With a second attempt he tried licked her protruding bottom lip for permission as the gentleman he is, to which she cheekily denied. He pulled her closer as he cotinued to ravish her lips with his own and ran his large hands down her back feeling her bum with a slight modest squeeze around the roundness of her feminine hips to work the action he desired from her. No response.

He tried this luck again, with no luck again.

He squeezed her arse again like fucking orange juice but nope.

Elle wasn't about that life style bitch.

Yes, I wrote this piece just to ruin the classic, ass-squeeze-sliding-tongue move.

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And her body is so small. Ran always said it. “She’s tiny man, how do I talk to her? I’ve practically got to hit the floor” now she’s on the floor. Her little body. She’s not even bleeding. All the bruises are hidden, on her scalp. She looks so normal, but she’s gone. Her hair falls different somehow, her bright eyes are closed and they’ll never open again. She’s a baby and she’s gone.

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me in 12

me in 12 years will look back on this and say: ‘what the shit’

#whattheshit

am i a bad luck magnet? is it me that brings all of these horrid moments into fruition? is it my fault in some weird and accursed way? you’ll always answer with no, but it won’t stop my racing mind. is it me? am i to blame? red and blue as it flashes in repetition. i am sick and tired of the police. i am sick and tired of the guilt that seems to trail behind me, drawing closer with every dreadful juncture. yet, i wait for it to consume me. am i helpless to the misfortune around me, or am i helpless to myself? do i drag you down with me? i am terrified i may, and i am so exasperated with these nagging fears. i hope one day i can believe it is not me that brings these tribulations to life.

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